What if different anime ladies were forced to coexist and
interact with eachother in an anime series called “The Real Housewives of
Anime”? I think we’d see drama on a whole ‘nother level.
Tsunade
The one with an addiction.
Opening line: “If you don’t pay my bills, then stay out of
my business.”
Tsunade would be the one with an addiction. She has a
gambling problem and it's usually pinned against her by the rest of the ladies.
She also drinks too much and causes ruckuses at every dinner party.
Chi Chi
The real real housewife.
Opening line: “Family comes first, drama comes second.”
Let’s face it, Chi Chi is the original real housewife of
anime. Juggling a family of ultra powered Saiyans and keeping her family safe
is her priority. She’d be the one who always talks about her son and husband,
cooks, cleans, and does the dishes. Don’t talk about her family though, or
you’re in for some drama.
Boa Hancock
The beautiful one everyone’s jealous of.
Opening line: “You are all beneath me, the rest, are in
denial.”
Boa would be the arrogant one who’s sexy and she knows it.
She’s the one that buys all the expensive things and rubs her riches on
everyone’s face. She’s single and all the husbands are secretly in love with
her; she doesn’t have time for that though. She will always point out
everything that’s wrong with you and is always the center of attention (and
drama).
Saori (Athena)
The voice of reason.
Opening line: “The Gods have blessed my life so I don’t take
anything for granted.”
Saori is the rational peacekeeper. She likes to remain
neutral in arguments and always tries to keep the group together. She’s the one
all the ladies call after drama erupts and always gives the best advice. She
has her head on her shoulders and gets hated on for it. She’s very spiritual
and can look a little crazy when she begins to rant about the Gods.
Faye Valentine
The witty one.
Opening line: “If you can’t buy me diamonds, then you’re
wasting my time.”
Faye is the one with the memorable quotes and witty comebacks.
She’s the one that would involve herself in affairs with other ladies' husbands
and denies it. She loves to have fun and have a good time. In the finale episode,
she’d probably get arrested for some kind of illegal business.
Lucy Heartfilia
The annoying one.
Opening line: “If you want me to like you, you’ll have to
find the keys to my heart first.”
Lucy would be the inexperienced annoying one that thinks she
knows everything. She would involve herself in all the drama somehow and play
innocent when push comes to shove. She always has good intentions but always
goes about it the wrong way. She’d also be the one that gets fired after her
first season.
Orihime Inoue
The one everyone takes advantage of.
Opening line: “Friendship is a treasure I will always
protect.”
Orihime would be the unlucky one with all the problems. She
has a messed up past and is always crying about something. The ladies tend to
bully her when she doesn’t take their side and she sucks at defending herself.
She’s constantly getting “ambushed” and forced into situations she doesn’t want
to be a part of. She’s the one that all of a sudden gets a “voice” at the
reunion and everyone loves in the end.
